We Were Legends: http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0615509363/ref=sib_dp_kd#reader-link
Circle of Seven: http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1456567268/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link
“It ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings, and I ain’t seen no fat ladies since I been here, General,” I said, “just one lard-ass king.”
“Well put, Jake,” said Linda. “My butt is the fattest I have seen, and baby, it ain’t fat, its perrrrrrrfect!” All those in range laughed.